What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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i love to lick...

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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