- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

try slamming a revolving door

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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