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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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