Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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im gey

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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How come grilled cheese?

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Women.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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