- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

What's big and white?

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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