What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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