- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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