- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

a fish swimming in the water swims

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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