How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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