How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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