- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

your mother

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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