- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

your mother

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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