- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did the man without a tongue say...

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