- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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