Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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The MLS

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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