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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A women in the kitchen.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Wanna here a good joke?

Butt poop.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

these are shit

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

bryden is a faggot

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

One below was by me: Walter H

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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