A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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