- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A horse walks into a barn.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

falling didnt make the difference

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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