- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

bees knees

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

what happens every day? People die

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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