Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Spell: “This word”

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Vagina.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

which one is easiest

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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