- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

A Jew! Bless you.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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