Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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