A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Nippies

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