What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Gorden Brown.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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