- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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