justin bieber

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Look how far I can kick this bucket

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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