- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Spotto

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Dogs in my home.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

It smells like triangles in here.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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