- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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