yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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