- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

your mother

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

It smells like triangles in here.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

yes... that's the joke

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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