- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

knock knock Labrinth come in

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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