What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Thumbs this up

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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DESERT

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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