How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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