- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

elliot forsythe is a paedo

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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