Republicans

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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I was born.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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No.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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