what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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I hate blackniggers

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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You.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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