1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Thumbs this up

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Harry Styles

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Land Rovers

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Penis.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A black guy gets a job...

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TOBUSCUS

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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lol

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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