Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

I had sex with my mother in law

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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