A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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How come grilled cheese?

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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