- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

i like pie.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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