- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

I hate blackniggers

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Yeah right loser!

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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