what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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I am a n1gger.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Grammer is very important

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A mans opinion.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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bryden is a faggot

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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