- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Donkey lips

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why? Whats wrong?

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Your all fags

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Knock, knock. answers door

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is funnier then 25 9/11

I am a n1gger.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Grammer is very important

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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