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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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