What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Where's my baby??

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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