Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Knock knock. Come in.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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WNBA

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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