- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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