What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

whats 2+2? math.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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