Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Women's rights

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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