Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

wanna hear a joke? no.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Cleveland winning something

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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