Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Ju... Just why?

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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