Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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