Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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