- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

The Barackness Monster

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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