why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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shut up iggy

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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ass in my face ? no

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

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