What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I hate long jokes -_-

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Nippies

Whats white and sticky fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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