What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Billy Cundiff.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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