a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

The Barackness Monster

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Billy Cundiff.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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