- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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