What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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you

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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