- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

crap!!

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Anything involving women..

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

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