Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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alston wang

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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