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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Butt Sex.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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butt sex

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your life

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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