- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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