Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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cancer

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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