- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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