What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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