- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Butt Sex.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

butt sex

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

your life

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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