What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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