- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How do you spell eight? 8

My name is Harry.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

shea kisses a girl

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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