Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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