What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

This sentence is false.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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