if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Snarf Nuggets

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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