- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

I would rape her

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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