How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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