Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Kathy Griffin.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What is cold? Winter

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Whats an Anti Joke

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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