- Anti Joke

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Dylan is a person

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Dylan is a person

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz