A white person at Harvard

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Justin Bieber

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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whats long and green? weed

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Mitt Romney penis

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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