What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

#Hanging Degus

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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