- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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