roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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WNBA

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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