- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

xavier stop

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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