what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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xavier stop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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