- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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