What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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I pooped my pants

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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School

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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