A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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