Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Spread the net.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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