so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Whats white and sticky fluff

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What's funnier than 68 69

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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