Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Men, get on the boat.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Nippies

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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