Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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69

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Anti Joke

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