what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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