A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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