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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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