Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A women president

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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