A Jew! Bless you.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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