- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

So a seal walks into a club..

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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