- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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