- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A baby seal walks into a club.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Badgers are cool

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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