- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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