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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Anti Joke

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