Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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