Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Womens Rights.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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