I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

I hate black people. Because their black.

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