- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

donald................duck for president

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Jersey Shore

whats worse than school? Summer school

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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